Happy Anti-versary!
Today is the first day, of the second year, of the rest of my life. That’s right, today is my anti-versary. On the authority of Superior Court Judge Pascal L. English Jr., it was ordered and adjudged, on the 11th day of June, 2004, that the marriage of
she and
me “is hereby dissolved”…and
we shall live happily ever after…in separate residences.
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